Wad Intro Lyrics

I went to golf

(I went to golf)

And I got kicked out

'Cause I tried to eat a golf ball

They said I couldn't come back

But I had a plan

I tried to steal all their money

But I didn't know they had security

So when I pulled up

They came and took my car

So now I'm stuck here

So I had to call my friend Brad

He came to pick me up

But they took his car too

So now we are stuck

And all alone

So if you can help us

Then come to the course