All My Exes Are Dead Lyrics

I don't even really know where I should start this

Once upon a time a princess was harmless

Kept quiet in a cage like the prince always wanted

Like what kind of happy ending is this?

She never got revenge with her pretty pink dagger

Used something much worse, a magic eraser

And her fairy godmother turned him back to a stranger

And he never heard from me again

Rest in peace my regrets

I don't forgive, I forget

Even if it's all in my head

All of my, all of my exes are dead

Bet it hurts like a bitch

Knowing you won't have me again

It's easier to pretend

All of my, all of my exes are dead

All the princes later learned that she was a keeper

But it was too late because the grim reaper

Blocked all the ways that they tried to reach her

Do you get it yet?

See there's no point in petty payback or spite

When they can't get you back it cuts like a knife

And the fairest of the land moved on with her life

The end

Rest in peace my regrets

I don't forgive, I forget

Even if it's all in my head

All of my, all of my exes are dead

Bet it hurts like a bitch

Knowing you won't have me again

It's easier to pretend

All of my, all of my exes are dead

Okay, okay

Cross me once, cross me twice

Cross my heart and hope you die

Let it burn, let it hurt

Longer than a lifetime,longer than a lifetime

Okay, okay

Made your bed, lay in it

Watch and learn just what you missed

Booked and busy, sleeping beauty

No time for true loves kiss

No time for true loves bullshit

Who wants to go next?

Rest in peace my regrets

I don't forgive, I forget

Even if it's all in my head

All of my, all of my exes are dead

Bet it hurts like a bitch

Knowing you won't have me again

It's easier to pretend

All of my, all of my exes are dead

D-d-dead, dead, dead

D-d-dead, dead, dead

All of my, all of my exes are dead