Double The Presents Lyrics

Ayo. It's Christmas time again... and it looks like it's gonna be a good time this year Haha. Yeah right. Yo

Mama's in the kitchen

Sisters in the living room

Bitching bout the missing broom

'Cause her kids just spilled a plate

Of fucking something

Broke the plate

And took off running

And I'm the one in

The corner chillin'

Just sitting and killing

The moments

While my mama

Burns the cookies

And the drama with my sister

Turns to yelling

Man it's hell when

Christmas comes around

And I don't mean to

Be a bummer now

Fuck it means nothing now

I'm twenty something now

No sense in fussing now

I ain't seen my sister in years

It's like yo fuck it now

You're dead to me

I'm not your brother now

I love my mother now

But damn I was bad kid

Back in the day

Every Christmas fighting

Fussing, cussing

Swinging my arms until

Someone

Gets smacked in the face

And I

Take you back to that place

Just 'cause I know that probably

Most of you at least

Have been through worse shit

Than everything I been through

And just maybe

Oh just maybe

We can look back in peace

And say

Daddy's not around

And I'm sitting looking down

But at least I get

Double the presents

And my mom is always crying

'Cause I'm always starting fights

But at least I get

Double the presents

And my home is always broke

Man it's like a fucking joke

But at least I get

Double the presents?

And I'm always alone

Even when I'm at home

But at least I get

Double the presents

Father split when I was three

It never really bothered me

'Cause though I never

Saw him much

He always tried to hang with me

But

I never really knew the man

'Till they made me

Move in with him

And then as I grew older

Shit got clear and

I could see

He was prick

A fucking dick and

And his bullshit

Turned me into this asshole

That I would be

And I would see

My mother maybe once every

Three months

And I'd fight with dad

And I would kick and

I would punch his

Pussy bitch ass fucking once

And he'd call the cops to come

And make him feel he's

The good guy

Screaming "I'll break your neck you. fucking punk"

Whatever

You'd think that

Christmas time

Would make it better

Ha. Never

He's got the same

Anger issues I do

Man it's like you pull a lever

And I would flip

But it's not like I would ever

Go hungry

So it's whatever dog

I ain't gon' trip

It's just a wasted life

That I have lived

But fuck at least I've lived

I know a lot of kids

Can't even look back and say

I had that shit but

Mommy's not around

And I'm sitting looking down

But at least I get

Double the presents

And my daddy's always whining

'Cause I'm always starting fights

But at least I get

Double the presents

And my home is always broke

Man it's like a fucking joke

But at least I get

Double the presents?

And I'm always alone

Even when I'm at home

But at least I get

Double the presents

I can look back

And I can honestly say

My childhood wasn't

A fucking tragedy

But it surely wasn't buzzing

But it made me who I am

And so I just don't give a damn

Bout the bullshit from

Way back then

So yo, what fuck is this?

Double the presents

Two christmases

Get it

One with mom

And one with dad

All us kids

Who been through it get it

No fucking family pictures

And all that shit

And really not

Double the presents

Just double the fussing

Double the busting glass plates

On the wall

And screaming and cussing

Double the fucking

Whoops I didn't mean to hit you

That hard and now there's

Blood gushing

Double the yeah your

Brother pulled your hair

But why the fuck

Did you punch him

I don't know blame it on the

ADHD I know you all will

Anyway see

'Cause you're dumb

And now I'm all grown up

And only gotta shop for one so now

There's nobody around

And I'm sitting looking down

Thinking I finally get

Double the presents

And I stay awake all night

And I'm still starting fights

But at least I get

Double the presents

Because I buy em myself

And I don't need help

And I still get

Double the presents

But I'm still all alone

Even though I'm all grown

But at least I get

Double the presents

Haha fuck my family. Ahaa!