Would You Care For A Drink? Lyrics

Hello, welcome to the club

Hello, would you like a shot

We'll turn down the lights for you

So sit back and relax

Don't you ever worry again

Hello, would you care for a drink

We might be drunk but we don't care what you think

Hello, no need to tell me why you're here

Just drink a gin, and your fears will disappear

Hello, life out there sucks

Hello, us outcasts, we are fucked

So I'll pour you another wine

Or tequila, if you want spice

Cause it's been so hard

Well there's a certain melancholia

For those of us alive

But just sit back, and drink with us,

And I promise that you'll thrive

Hello, would you care for a drink

We might be drunk but we don't care what you think

Hello, no need to tell me why you're here

Just drink with us, and your fears will disappear