Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle Lyrics

Money on my mental

Pussy on my dental

Drop your girl filled up like an Enterprise rental (Skrrt)

Head like a temple

I eat pussy with utensils

I'mma dog up in that box

And I ain't talkin kennels (Woof)

Money on my mental

Pussy on my dental

Drop your girl filled up like an Enterprise rental (Skrrt)

Head like a temple

I eat pussy with utensils

I'mma dog up in that box

And I ain't talkin kennels (Woof)

Got my nut off like Armstrong (Lance)

Girl throw it back like karma

Yeah, I spit clean like some Listerine

Bomb head, blow me to smithereens

Kool-Aid man way I bust in her walls

Oh yeah

Fuck it we ball

She home alone like McCauley Culkin

I kill on tracks like the trolley problem

I step up in this bitch like stairs (Step)

She poppin pussy

Like she got a spare

I need a baddie (Yeah)

With a Roth IRA

Who stick to the head like expensive toupees

She use my dick like Colgate (Yup)

And my semen like Olay (True)

Four outta five dentists might of chose crest

But the fifth said my dick is great for your breath

Money on my mental

Pussy on my dental

Drop your girl filled up like an Enterprise rental (Skrrt)

Head like a temple

I eat pussy with utensils

I'mma dog up in that box

And I ain't talkin kennels (Woof)

Money on my mental

Pussy on my dental

Drop your girl filled up like an Enterprise rental (Skrrt)

Head like a temple

I eat pussy with utensils

I'mma dog up in that box

And I ain't talkin kennels (Woof)