dear god, Lyrics

Dear god, maybe my letters haven't reached you

Did you change addresses recently?

Did I forget the stamp?

Dear god, I know that letters are a classic

But I figure you're old-fashioned

So I thought I'd take the chance

Dear god, did you see that movie with Jim Carrey?

Did you think it was funny

Or did it make you mad?

Dear god, I know it's gauche to ask for favors

But maybe you could save her

From the cancer that she has

A hundred billion letters, and they've all gone unanswered

Maybe that's not fair of me to track

Dear god, I swear I'm not as desperate as I seem

So if you get a second, write me back

Dear god, thanks for the soil and the sky

If that's even your department, maybe that's someone else

Maybe you're the pestilence and chaos kind of guy

In which case you and your stupid kid, can go to hell

Uhhh dear god, sorry for that stuff I wrote you last time

The cancer ran it's course, lately I just feel confused

Did you not get my letters? I put on some extra stamps

I feel like you could have saved her, but you weren't in the mood

A hundred billion letters, and they've all gone unanswered

Maybe that's not fair of me to track

Dear god, I swear I'm not as angry as I seem

So if you get a second, write me back

Dear god, I know it's been a while since I wrote ya

But I've been doing yoga, I swear I've gotten zen

I like being alive, I'd like to keep on doing it

But so did everybody else and it never worked for them

But sometimes in the forest or the wide and blue horizon

I feel something rising, I know that I'm okay

When I'm sitting in a sunbeam, or laughing with my lover

I write you an angry letter, but then I throw it away