Awkward Man Lyrics

Hey Wittman what do you like what do you do

Oh I- I'm a big fan of the nineties power pop band Weezer

Oh I- I think that that's a stupid trait

For a person to have and you should rethink that

I really relate to their uh

Their album Pinkerton I really

The lyrics really speak to me

I think you should relate to some bitches

Shut up

You shut up I'll kill you

People say I act nervous

But I just do my best

And I think I do just fine

Blending in with the rest

Sometimes I see no movement

Walking with the crowd

And when I get out of step

I'm Weezer concert bound

I can see you in the next room wish I could be there

Stomach's floating like balloons anxiety's unfair

Hey I'm stuck alone and I'm scared

But I'm doing the best that I can

Cause I'm an awkward man

Na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

So who invited you here anyway

Uh uh that guy over there

He he he told me to come

What

Hey hey you

Yeah what's up

Never invite anyone anywhere ever again

You have terrible taste

Uh okay

You you guys know me I- I belong here

I've never met you before

Does anybody here know Wittman

No

I didn't think so

I don't do well at parties

I don't like to hang out

I don't think that makes me worthless

I don't have self doubt

I might sound like I stammer

But this is not an act

I sweat under the stage lights

How else would I react

I can see you in the next room wish I could be there

Stomach's floating like balloons anxiety's unfair

Hey I'm stuck alone and I'm scared

But I'm doing the best I can

Cause I'm an awkward man

Na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

What are you gonna do now Wittman

I'm gonna save my reputation by singing karaoke at this party

People like that

Nobody would like that

Yeah

Nobody wants you

People like Weezer I'm gonna sing Weezer

No nobody like Weezer

Yeah and they

Weezer is so nineties

They're a good band shut up

No they're not no they're not

They're a very good band

I wholeheartedly disagree

They're- with a perfect discography

No

Yes good all good no bad

No no are you kidding me

Yeah

Have you heard Raditude

Yeah more like rad-itude Weezer

Weezer sucks

Weezer fucks

Weezer sucks

Weezer fucks

Weezer sucks

Weezer fucks

Weezer sucks

Weezer fucks

You know what else fucks this guitar solo

Caeden

Woo

Yeah

C-money

Woo

Caeden

I love the blue album

I don't love the blue album

Fuck you

I know that it might seem bad

Like I'm lost and can't be found

But all I have to do is shove my

Feelings underground

I can see you in the next room wish I could be there

Stomach's floating like balloons anxiety's unfair

Hey I'm stuck alone and I'm scared

But I'm doing the best I can

Cause I'm an awkward man

Cause I'm an awkward man

Cause I'm an awkward man

Cause I'm an awkward man