King Tonga '86 (5/3/22) Lyrics

The girl had a mustache, I still had to crush that

Strong night, hit her with the long white

She was gifted, four hundred fifty

Pounds, I was down, presentation of the crown

King Tonga '86, ladies with dicks

Packin' a pistol in San Francisco

Keyboard warrior better flee for your lawyer

I got work in a couple hours, supple powers

Hit the bed I should get some rest

A little shut eye, dream about them blubbery thighs

Blueberry Porsche, what a force

Blessing this mic from the left and the right

New moles on my body, that sounds shotty

Gotcha thinking mother nature hates ya

I'm the Nature Boy, your mother dates her toy

She calls it Bob but blowup dolls are wrong, right?

Yo

The world is messed

Your wife is average girl at best

I date a dozen that are goddess-like

The oddest types, the broadest wives

I'm honest (I'm honest, motherfucker)

Sharp like the flattop on your trans brother

(Motherfucker)

Repeat the rest

Your wife is average girl at best

I date a dozen that are goddess-like

The oddest types, the broadest wives

I'm honest (I'm honest, motherfucker)

Sharp like the flattop on your trans brother

Detectives speculate on my rentals

Maybe Sacramento ripping instrumentals

Maybe Camp Mather out in Yosemite

Maybe West Pittsburg dishing out penalties

Maybe Daly City like I'm Cinnamon Garc'

Scott Winter I'm the guy who did a song called Cars

'Bout a rapper living life in his car

'Til they towed it away then he lived in a card

Board box, rappers are ham hawks

Throw 'em in my gumbo, my flow fly like Dumbo

Prom queen'll tell ya all about me

I'm not the D.P.O.Y. but I got excellent D

The world is messed

Your wife is average girl at best

I date a dozen that are goddess-like

The oddest types, the broadest wives

I'm honest

Sharp like the flattop on your trans brother

(Motherfucker)

Repeat the rest

Your wife is average girl at best

I date a dozen that are goddess-like

The oddest types, the broadest wives

I'm honest (I'm honest)

Sharp like the flattop on your trans brother

(Motherfucker)

I'll spit the rest later