LYIN' TO MY WIFE Lyrics

Ast week I said I was gonna go to the bar

But I knew that you were sus when I didn't take the car

My old pal Jim picked me up from our farm

And took me to the sex shop where we exchanged some sperm

We bought a lot of toys cause I love the way it feels

When I shove a pint of whole milk yeah it's a whole real deal

I love to feel it in me when I walk around

Sometimes the shit slips out and poop ends up on the ground

I love lying to my wife and going out with the boys

We like to fuck each other in the ass with all kinds of toys

I'm talking dildos and fishes and guns and trucks too

Won't you fuck me like it's World War Two

Mmm World War Two

Here's a list of things that I've put inside my ass

I'm talking vibrators and dildos and a canister of gas

I've stuck a couple of pennies some dollar bills too

Sometimes they all come out when I'm taking a poo

My fishing gear and tackle box have been up there once

And shotgun managed to fit after I ate some lunch

My banjo and my gee-tar and my autoharp case

And my wife's special geddy lee signature- (Laughter)

I love lying to my wife and going out with the boys

We like to fuck each other in the ass with all kinds of toys

I'm talking dildos and fishes and guns and trucks too

Won't you fuck me like it's World War Two

Put it in a little harder there Jimmy

I don't think it fits!

I put an oil drum up my ass