Expert Marksmen Potty Training Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
On day 21 of a 20 day course we really got bored
Shooting at our target boards
We lured him into the living room and aimed at his back
Only to miss by about one hundred feet
The next in line was an airborne guy and I wanted to
Stuck a hole in his parachute, but we half-assed our lives away
Gene likes to poo and wee a little too, he goes to his room and
Gets his diaper full but she doesn't like him around, he
Stinks shooting his shit on the ground
There's a potty, sit down!
Lower your weapon and sit down!
Expert marksmen hit the john as fast as they can
The AR-15 man is still wetting his bed
The expecting family man shoots a baby mobile drone in the air
Expert marksmen, just pry the potty from their cold, dead hands