Simon ft. Kyle Vice & Huge Euge Lyrics

Simon, driving in that sea-foam green

Maserati, Ducati, Bugatti, Kawasaki

Honda XL1000V Varadero

Every noble steed needs a hero

So when you see him in your rear view, objects may appear to

Be closer than they look, don't be shook if he's near you

Ladies! He's easy on the eyes

But guys don't be surprised if you meet your demise

'Cause he's the best by no stretch of the imagination

A specimen of creation, did you get your invitation

To the gun show, I really means guns

'Cause when he's in the U.S., he's gonna shoot 'em for fun

Hair perfectly quaffed he locks eyes with the target

It's hard to get a gun in Germany except the black market

We've got 'em stateside and he finds that strange

Because at any given moment you could literally turn

And shoot everyone single person in the range

SIMON! What's up?

Hit the tunes! Grab the clutch

Shift it into third, I don't think you heard, listen up

SIMON! Wie Gehts?

Dreh es auf! Place your bets

If it's a race you want, then it's a race you're gonna get, come on

September twenty-second ninety-seven

Born to rock that bass guitar cranking up the amp to eleven

And heaven? it's just another venue to play

So when he gets to the top he's gonna slay! Okay?

This German gets his fingers burning right before the sermon

He's determined to be pure and stay away from Uma Thurman

His aversion to coercion's reminiscent of a surgeon

I'm certain he likes comedy and possible Bo Burnham

Or Herman Monster might be more his speed

Speaking of speed, let's bring it back to the song we agreed to write

Y'all ever heard of self-driving cars? Future

Self-driving motorcycles? No, he burned his leg, SUTURE

But that won't keep Simon from getting back in the saddle,

He's ready to battle, if you are up a creek then he's the paddle

He's been a lot of things but in all them a leader

This goes out to my missionary, rockstar, teacher

SIMON! What's up?

Hit the tunes! Grab the clutch

Shift it into third, I don't think you heard, listen up

SIMON! Wie Gehts?

Dreh es auf! Place your bets

If it's a race you want, then it's a race you're gonna get, come on

SIMON! What's up?

Hit the tunes! Grab the clutch

Shift it into third, I don't think you heard, listen up

SIMON! Wie Gehts?

Dreh es auf! Place your bets

If it's a race you want, then it's a race you're gonna get

SIMON! What's up?

Hit the tunes! Grab the clutch

Shift it into third, I don't think you heard, listen up

SIMON! Wie Gehts?

Dreh es auf! Place your bets

If it's a race you want, then it's a race you're gonna get