I'm Having An Affair Lyrics

I'm having an affair

I keep complaining that my life's not fair

I'll blame it on quarantine

The same routine

And that I'm constantly looking at screens

I'm having an affair

I'm gonna find the perfect home wrecker

Maybe a divorcé

On St. Patrick's Day

I know my colleague's always looking my way

Well I just got back from my daughter's dance class

Her teacher sure has a perfect round ass

Don't try this at home

It takes guts

If you're having an affair

Well I had an affair

I lost everything it's just not fair

I lost my beautiful wife

Ruined my son's life

For a cup of fun and meaningless nights

Oh I had an affair

People said we were the perfect pair

But like a movie scene

She broke the window screen

And threw my G.I. Joes into the street

It's a weekday, I'm back from my favourite bar

It helps me forget things I've done so far

I've got cans full of cigarette butts

As I wallow away in my rut

Don't try this at home

It takes guts

If you're having an affair