The Sunshine Man (Re-Hatched 2022) Lyrics

Pete was a forgetful fuck

He never really learned to drive

But one day he decided to cruise

Oh shit fuck beehive

Noodles was shipping noodles

All across the globe

He was also a shopping cart attendant

He was abducted and probed

Alright Alex

Take us to the chorus

They don't care about their lives

It's all just a blur

Even though they're all sober

Their words are just slurs

While we sit here

Bitching and whining

Every day that sunshine man

Keeps on shining

Matt was a high roller

His luck has made many swoon

The orcs are across town

Awaiting his sexy rendezvous

Alex is good

He be vibin'

Down those stairs

He be slidin'

Alright Alex you just fell down the stairs

You better stand back up and sing this chorus

They don't care about their lives

It's all just a blur

Even though they're all sober

Their words are just slurs

While we sit here

Bitching and whining

Every day that sunshine man

Keeps on shining

Greyson was a baby sitter who committed arson

It wouldn't have been a problem if he hadn't lost Carson

Wittman had an itch to scratch he thought it was scabies

In fact it was a fuck ton worse it was cancer

I was a German officer

In recent years

Oh fuck they're crossing the border

Greife den zeitreisender

Herald's goose is

Re-recording songs

I bet you'll hope they'll write a joke

They don't care about their lives

It's all just a blur

Even though they're all sober

Their words are just slurs

While we sit here

Bitching and whining

Every day that sunshine man

Keeps on shining