The Space Walrus Lyrics

In Colorado he found a job within the US army

You cannot hide because the Space Walrus knows

Analyzing the enemy assets in a secure facility

You cannot outsmart him, his legend only grows

He looks with his electric eyes, scares you away so nobody dies so just

Turn your tail and run away, Space Walrus saves the day!

He honed his skills in warcraft, his strategies are superior

You cannot hide because the Space Walrus knows

With Jillian in his raiding party your odds were looking drearier

You cannot outsmart him, his legend only grows

Slaughtering enemies like a disease, eating his waffles and winning with ease so just

Turn your tail and run away, Space Walrus saves the day!

Sending commands to satellites, their apogees are climbing

You cannot hide because the Space Walrus knows

Master of positioning, navigation, and timing

You cannot outsmart him, his legend only grows

Watching the enemies move on the ground, battlespace management gives them a pounding just

Turn your tail and run away, Space Walrus saves the day!

Maneuvers around the Earth with grace, his orbits are non-Keplerian

You cannot hide because the Space Walrus knows

Attacking his prey with no hesitation just like a cosmic barbarian

You cannot outsmart him, his legend only grows

You spent billions of dollars and what did you get? Radio silence from orbital wrecks so just

Turn your tail and run away, Space Walrus saves the day!

What comes next for Space Walrus, he cannot be defeated

You cannot hide because the Space Walrus knows

You can't sustain this space chess game, your delta V's depleted

You cannot outsmart him, his legend only grows

He battled and slayed the Gorgatron, the Mooninites were just weak all along so just

Turn your tail and run away, Space Walrus saves the day!

Slaughtering enemies like a disease, eating his waffles and winning with ease so just

Turn your tail and run away, Space Walrus saves the day!