That Sounds Stupid Lyrics

My grandma told me love is everywhere

But grandpa told me let the buyer beware

They said two shorten the road

Opposites attract, and love is blind

That's great advice but it doesn't help me pay my bills on time

I need money so it all sounds stupid

My teachers told me school is everything

But preachers told me everything's a sin

I heard "a eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,

If you're born again your faith will mountains move

That's great advice but it doesn't help me get a date tonight

I need money so it all sounds stupid

My politicians tell me who's to blame

They're lawyers tell them sell the company name

I heard no one's good enough to rule another one without their say

That's great advice but I know it helps the bad guys

Get away with my money so it all sounds stupid

Where's the money? You took my money