His Name Is Scringus Lyrics

His name is Scringus, he is twelve feet tall and he doesn't talk

He only screeches and he eats people right off of the street

His name is Scringus, he doesn't sleep at night, oh

For some strange reason, he still hasn't killed me yet

He eats people and when police are called he eats them as well

He is a pet of sorts to me even though he eats humans

Scringus why'd you have to eat the governor whole?

You were not supposed to, now you have to clean up

Scringus, even though I love you wholeheartedly,

eating the governor is pretty illegal

His name is Scringus and one day I found in my backyard

The government wants him to be tested on and promptly murdered

His name is Scringus, and he doesn't know better

Why do they expect him to join society?

It's him or me and if it's me then it is him as well

It's me or him and if it's him then it is me vicariously

Scringus i'm so sorry, it's my only option!

I don't want to do this, but I know I have to

You do not deserve death, you do not deserve this!

I will not forget you, goodbye Scringus