If I Say I Love You ... Lyrics

Let the women make all the rules

Lord knows I don’t want to

Let me sleep in late and watch some cartoons

You’re boring my ear like a mosquito

With all the things you think I need to know

I see the clothes on the floor and I know where they go

Well it’s more than a little bit late

And I’m more than a little bit drunk

And if I say I love you

Will you please shut up?

Your mama’s on the line

And in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

She’ll have you crying

Are you gonna give me some grandkids

And are you even trying?

Well it’s more than a little bit late

And I’m more than a little bit drunk

And if I say I love you

Will you please shut up?

In the morning I’ll swear

Last night, was just a blur

And I don’t remember what I said

Though I can recount it word by word

But it was more than a little bit late

And I was more than a little bit drunk

And I said I love you

And I said I love you

I said I love you, isn’t that enough?