You Can Kiss My Mask Lyrics

There's a little tiny bug and it's

So small you can't conceive it

It's making mice of mighty men

You just would not believe it

It's got us in a lockdown

And we're dying by decrees

One thing's for sure and that's the cure

Is worse than the disease

So don't be scared life should be shared

Come closer to me dear

We may be gone tomorrow

But today we're all right here

Show your face and we'll embrace

I'll hold you if you ask

But if you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

If you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

We must quarantine and disinfect

Don't sneeze or cough or wheeze

Cause there's nothing worse on this sweet earth

Than catching this disease

Your figures don't add up

Your regulations make no sense

You've made a hug of one I love

A criminal offense

So don't be scared life should be shared

Come closer to me dear

We may be gone tomorrow

But today we're all right here

Show your face and we'll embrace

I'll hold you if you ask

But if you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

If you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You say you've got things well in hand

You say you're gonna fix this

But all we hear is constant fear

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

And I don't claim to know the truth

But of one fact I'm certain

You've tried and tried your best to hide

The man behind the curtain

So don't be scared life should be shared

Come closer to me dear

We may be gone tomorrow

But today we're all right here

Show your face and we'll embrace

I'll hold you if you ask

But if you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

If you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You want to see me groveling

And asking pretty please

I won't bow down like some fool clown

Or get on hands and knees

We've weathered worse an awful curse

Pandemic's nothing new

And this you must realize is just

A bad case of the flu

So don't be scared life should be shared

Come closer to me dear

We may be gone tomorrow

But today we're all right here

Show your face and we'll embrace

I'll hold you if you ask

But if you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

If you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

So let's gather in the nearest pub

At every opportunity

Life's a dance so take a chance

And celebrate community

And get real close and raise a toast

And mingle with impunity

You'll thank us then later when

We've built up herd immunity

So don't be scared life should be shared

Come closer to me dear

We may be gone tomorrow

But today we're all right here

Show your face and we'll embrace

I'll hold you if you ask

But if you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

You can kiss my mask

If you think I'm here to live in fear

Well you can kiss my mask