Green Dean Lyrics

Green Dean where have you been, not feeling very clean

Work it out in the bathroom

Green Dean what has he seen? Royal incest in a magazine

The mirror looks obscene, the game was just a dream

Your armpits kill like arsenic

And you're such a smelly boy at home

Why did you turn green? I don't want another dream

Another sleepless night

Baked beans make Dean go green, he ate Vegemite sardines

But the expiry date had been… he turned green

Alive inside his dreams, his mind is like his scream

He doesn't seem to need a nightmare

To be such a smelly boy at home

Why did you turn green? I don't want another dream

Another sleepless night

Green Dean is always keen but not the second round though

And you're such a smelly boy at home

Why did you turn green? I don't want another dream

Another sleepless night

He's wearing out his genes, was he greener in his teens? Old Green Dean

Green Dean, Green Dean

I'll be alright in the morning, be right in the morn