Beer Ain't One Lyrics

I'm ten minutes late again dragging into work

My boss is on my back, man, acting like a jerk

I rolled out of bed and my truck wouldn't start

Forgot my lunch, I'm about to starve

Got a text from my baby saying

Call me on the phone

She packed up her stuff and she ain't coming back home

Ain't had a day off in about ten months

It's Friday night man we're about to have some fun

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Ice 'em on down and come get you some

It's about to go down with them hometown boys

We're loud and we're rowdy and we make a lot of noise

Bud Heavy, Bud Light, or whatever you want

Or we can roll one up if you want to get stoned

We ain't worried about tomorrow, we about to drink a ton

I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one, yeah

Just packed my last pinch of Wintergreen Skoal

Three putt a birdie on the fifteenth hole

Tore up my hat because my Rebels just lost

My baby wants to come back I told her hell naw

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Ice 'em on down and come get you some

It's about to go down with them hometown boys

We're loud and we're rowdy and we make a lot of noise

Bud Heavy, Bud Light, or whatever you want

Or we can roll one up if you want to get stoned

We ain't worried about tomorrow, we about to drink a ton

I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one, yeah

I've got ninety-nine problems

I've got ninety-nine problems

Five, four, three, two

I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

Ice 'em on down and come get you some

It's about to go down with them hometown boys

We're loud and we're rowdy and we make a lot of noise

Bud Heavy, Bud Light, or whatever you want

Or we can roll one up if you want to get stoned

We ain't worried about tomorrow, we about to drink a ton

I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one, yeah

I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one

Yeah

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