Dub Phizix

Dub Phizix is not on Snapchat
Is not into tech house
Does not own anything made by Supreme
Has never been to The Maldives
Does not use the word “chillax”
Thinks marzipan is overrated
Has no desire to go backpacking
Has never “planked”
Does not support the England football team
Does not use his Google plus account
Did not buy in to the X-men hype
Does not own any hiking clothes
Would never end a descriptive sentence with the word “stylee”
Thinks modern furniture is rarely comfortable
Has never been skiing
Has never used the word ‘class’ as a synonym or as an alternative to the word “good”
Does not like his name being abbreviated to dub
Does not like normal mushrooms
Did not laugh when he watched The Mighty Boosh
Does not waste time making stupid lists
Is not embarrassed about enjoying “wind of change” by The Scorpions
Does not have a double barrel surname
Would not select chocolate as his first choice of milkshake
Is not a person you should leave around your crisps
Does not go out in fancy dress
Does not know anyone who drives a Smart car™
Does not like coconut
Will not “Just pop you on the guest list”
Does not use the word random in a blasé fashion
Does not use the word blasé
Does not contradict himself
Does not accept unsolicited phone calls
Does not feel guilty about the fact that he does not recycle
Does not use sun beds
Does not moan about trivial things and is widely considered a jovial and agreeable character