CHRISTMASTIME NINTENDOLAND

CHRISTMASTIME NINTENDOLAND (30)

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   GALAXIES AWAY : eternally late to nintendo family functions (please don't let me get drunk again)

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   WING CAP : flying through snow covered foggy clouds over emerald coast (to see the nintendo fam for christmas)

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   NO COINS : broke again just in time for christmas (these pretezels are making me thirsty and these gifts are going on credit)

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   GANGSTA A$$ SHY GUYZ: sippin 40 oz on pixelated ice rainbows smokin fat J's filled with fireflowers (throwing fireballs at passersby)

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   SUPER MARIO LOVE MAKER : quit cutting onions and making hoagies in bed (we should be making christmas cookies but im a professional italian sausage manufacturer)

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   ULTIMATE FAITH: the neverending quest to find the princess gifts (she's never satisfied)

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   WARIOS'S WHACKY WONDERLAND GIFTSHOP: selective bargain shopping at shifting sands (passionfruit for luigi)

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   OBSCENELY EXPENSIVE POLLYANNA FOR A SPECIAL KIND OF PERSON: down at dire, dire docks (throwing dice with wario)

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   DIDDY KONG SLED RACING: gift drive at the tropical freeze kongos (binge drinking capri-sun for maximum pleasure)

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    HOLIDAY STARHUNTER : i will collect all 50 stars as a way to prove my love for you (performed by YOSHI)

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    CHRISTMAS BEACH DRIFTER: caught in the slipstream (bout to hit my sister with a koopa shell)

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    FROZEN SUNSHINELAND : humming while lost in the cages of rocci harbor but the scenery is so beautiful i could rot here forever (the ice covered ocean is breathtaking)

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    BABY MARIO KEEPS SHITTING ALL OVER DELFINO PLAZA: please stop feeding him mushrooms hes a baby (yoshi isn't watching him he's off in yorknew city looking for wives for the holiday)

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    LAST MINUTE SHOPPING AT COCONUT MALL : for that last star for the queen my biddy (i love malls at christmastime they remind me of vaporwave)

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    FROSTED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON THE SNOW COVERED CHRISTMAS TREE : princess peach decorates the tree all by herself while waiting all night for her greasy gavone (performed by the princess herself)

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    SUGARLAND : elope with me on a sleigh to yoshi's island (elon musk told me to reproduce spontaneously to fix population problem)

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    SUPER-SECRET-SURPRISE : pit stop at bowser's secret gentleman's club (listener disgretion advised)

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    GRAND THEFT MARIO KART: i stole this mariokart to get home fast and furiously for christmas (beautiful snow reflecting off my spinners)

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    RABBID BUNNY SOUL MANIFESTATION JINGLE: : what + where tf is rabbids when you need them (does anybody even play those games? if so let me know how they are and i'll put them on my christmas list)

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    SNOW FALLS UPON BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD : so many tears for lost bob-ombs (christmas memorial tribute at mushroom kingdom graveyard for our fallen bob-ombs)

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    MULTICOLOR FROSTED CHRISTMAS LIGHT DUAL: racing bowser to put up my lights quicker (bout to make like donkey kong and christmas vacation his a$$ off that ladder)

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    TOAD SOUL BALLAD : i may have little man syndrome but this christmas i'm nothing but heart (if only i were a frog)

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    ITALIAN GIFT WRAPPING DELUXE FACTORY FACILITY : we run this place like the mob (regifting garlic for waluigi)

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    BOWSER FLASHMOB : bowser does the bidding and the koopas do his singing (performed by KOOPA TROOPA)

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    YOSHI BREAKDANCING in yakuza club picking up dinosaur chicks on christmas eve in yorknew city with shades on (building a prehistoric family for the holidays)

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    ICE SKATING WITH THE NINTENFAM: she doo doo doo too just like meh? ew NO THANKS: (ride like the wind kristi yamagutchi)

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    AQUAFRESH: chaos and shadow mario racing at the super special majestic mario and sonic olympics (winner gets a vacation to the north pole)

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    CURB STOMPIN' GOOMBAS : its ok its christmas i won't jump on your face (but as soon as the clock strikes midnight you're as good as dead)

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    LUKITA LULLABY : beautiful voice but you sound like you got shit in your mouth (what a beautiful holiday with my family)

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    CHRISTMAS DINNER EXTRAVAGANZA: wario eating everything in sight (everyone is happy and safe/we are so blessed) HAVE A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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